“You can have some chicken or there are two bits of pizza that Big has refused to eat” Umm. Tough choice that. Shall I have something I like or shall I have something the kids can’t stomach?
General
The Awards Are Out
“I could not fail to disagree with you less.” Boris Johnson wins The Foot in Mouth award in the Plain English campaign Awards Next will be the Muddle Puddle Webring Awards …
Save Lives
“Cutting school run ‘saves lives’. Insurer More Than says staggering school times could cut deaths Reducing the number of children being driven to school would save hundreds of lives on the roads, a study says.” Hmm, anyone for home ed?
Top Ten Excuses
With apologies to Jonathan who has been at work today and who has therefore spent the morning reading The Register “The Northumbria Safety Camera Partnership, aka “Safe speed for life” has just published its top 10 excuses for geting nobbled by a speed, sorry, safety camera.” I had passed out after seeing flashing lights, which […]
Little Red Rooster
You are a rooster! No, don’t get me wrong! Every one simply LOVES you. You seem to know just what everyone likes. Happiness can be found anywhere for you! What Celtic Bird Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
Excellent!
Someone should show Gordon Brown how you are supposed to add trend lines to graphs. I have a bad feeling that he approaches financial forecasting for the country with the same naïve optimism that I approach my own.
Talking of Google.
Our kids deserve better than a Google future
Headlines
here are some of today’s from the Beeb: “Royle wants to keep striker Bent” “Students not robots, says Charles” The first is, you will have guessed, a football story, the second clearly illustrates the benefits to be derived from a public school education.
Spam (a canned meat made largely from pork)
The objective sought in placing links in Blog comments is normally to raise the “PageRank®” of a site’s home page (part of the way Google ranks web pages) so that they get more visitors. Google will blacklist sites it finds trying to monkey with its results in this way. “If you believe that another site […]
Swedish Tax
All the best things are taxed, beer, fags…… I am wondering how this will be charged? Flat rate or sliding scale?