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I have just been watching an RNLI advert. “Every day the RNLI rescues 20 people from the sea around our coast.” It said. No, what I want to know is, what happens if you are number 21? And what does the RNLI do if not enough people turn up as drowning candidates. Do they have […]

Jax: The bath sounds cold. Me: What? Jax: I heard you running it and it sounds cold. Me: What? Me: I’m going to blog that.

Just rang from a shop in Doncaster to tell Jax she has left her phone there and that they will put it aside for her to collect.

Ever been prescribed Tretonin, Synthemesc or Focusin? Need to know the chemical properties of Administratium, Uridium or Plutonium-186? Wikipedia has all the answers.

Today’s find:- Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch announces the 2004 Wacky Warning Labels Awards. And in ‘Time-Wasting In Cyberspace, Episode II’:- Amazing Card Stacking Why would you want to do that? Oh yes, while we are about it, did you hear the one about the skin cream ad?

I don’t quite know what to make of this. Is the world a better place, or is this just spin?

Merry Christmas everyone.

People Will Sign Anything Geek Squad – which seems to me to be a really good idea. This is the kind of reaction we used to get from Big – until she learned the formula Santa = Presents Scared of Santa photo gallery (updated)

I still don’t understand how this guy got to be the Minister of Education, and you would never believe he had given birth to four children., would you. Well, I’m impressed, definitely an improvement on Plunk It. and so much for the P.M. – back from beyond the grave and looking pale… The newspaper cutting […]

Fascinating