Latest release of these fascinating maps, Health and HIV (Links updated 2024)
Just Rubbish Rubbish
Business Bib I suppose I will stop laughing eventually…. Edit 2024: Turns out, looking back, with Covid and the surge in remote working, no, not laughing any more.
Rubbish Christmas Presents Volume 8
(With thanks to The Register for the tip off) “NEW & EXCLUSIVE to Medionshop in the UK! This beautiful notebook comes in a subtle pink and is studded with over 300 Swarovski pink and clear crystals. Not only is it good looking but it is fully loaded with an Intel Centrino® Duo 1.73GHz processor, 1024MB […]
Rubbish Christmas Presents Volume 7
(Rubbish Clothes) A long time ago, Mr Levi started making work wear called jeans. He put a little label on the outside (and a rivet in the crotch). It was good work wear and very successful. Some time in the 1950s people decide that it was comfortable to wear (without the rivet in the crotch, […]
Rubbish Christmas Presents Volume 6
This one is for Gill. What do you send to someone who has everything? Mouse RADAR – The World’s Smartest Mousetrap “The cleanest, kindest, smartest mousetrap yet. Problems with mice? Let RADAR take care of them. RADAR stands for Rodent Activated Detection And Riddance — which describes exactly what it does. We identify rodent runs, […]
Rubbish Christmas Presents Volume 5
(rubbish presents for rubbish people) “Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go! “Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars”. Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy – too bloody right. Tesco are […]
Rubbish Christmas Presents Volume 4
(Things that look like other things) Some of you are probably thinking, “but I would love a guitar for Christmas”. Well wish on, because this is not guitar, it is a really nasty, nasty telephone. Another phone. Anyone fancy sitting in the office holding a toy car to their head? No? If you want a […]
Some Fun and Fascinating Stuff
Lords of the Logistic (Gallery – only in Asia)
Rubbish Christmas Presents Volume 2
I mean, why? Why would you do that? Why would anyone think that was a good idea? But hold on, it gets worse. In my view, anyone insane enough to attach a tree to their mobile phone deserves to get banged on the side of the head with a tree. But a bloody great big […]
Rubbish Christmas Presents Volume 1
I think I am going to buy a few of these, and see how many people I can get to make themselves look utterly ridiculous by trying them on. I mean a Petzl head torch is one thing, but a Maglite stuck in a headband? Don’t think I know anyone who can affect a vacuous […]