Oh Well

B’zugda Hiara

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And more fictional curse words Edit: 2024, The fewmets at Wikipedia removed the page, so the link no goes to the Web Archive.

National Small Day

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In honour of our youngest child’s birthday on Sunday, we have decided to declared monday a public holiday.

I can complain too!

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Just sent off an email to Chesterfield Royal Infirmary complaining at being kept waiting for an hour and a quarter for an appointment to see a neurosurgeon. I told the receptionist I wasn’t prepared to wait any more and that I wanted her to arrange me an appointment with someone else – I have no […]

Secret Worlds: The Universe Within

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There, if that is not educational, I don’t know what is View the Milky Way at 10 million light years from the Earth. Then move through space towards the Earth in successive orders of magnitude until you reach a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee, […]

Another Version

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Me: Cod and chips, please. Fat Chipshop lady: Rat? Me: ? Me: ?? Me: ??? Me: Yes, wrapped, please.

Quiet

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It is so quiet, you can hear a name drop. They are all gone. On their way, left about half past twelve. ETD was ten o’clock, so that is within the usual margin of error.