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60 Dumb Quotes

18 December 2007 by Tim Leave a Comment

  • "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life" Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
  • "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure" Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
  • "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" Christina Aguilera
  • "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything" Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel
  • "I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism" Milos Forman, Film director
  • "When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me" Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.
  • "The internet is a great way to get on the net" Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
  • "You guys, line up alphabetically by height" Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
  • "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada" Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)
  • "I think war is a dangerous place" George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)
  • "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father" Greg Norman, Golfer
  • "It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something" Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college
  • "Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself" Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal
  • "These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up" Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player
  • "I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid" Paris Hilton (December 2003)
  • "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman" Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff" Mariah Carey, pop singer
  • "Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future" Yogi Berra, Baseball player
  • "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt" Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.
  • "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century" Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
  • "And now the sequence of events in no particular order" Dan Rather, television news anchor
  • "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods" George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
  • "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing" Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
  • "I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost" Frank Bruno, Boxer
  • "I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don't always agree with them" George Bush
  • "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first" George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season
  • "I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding" Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
  • "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein" Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst
  • "Half this game is ninety percent mental" Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager
  • "Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it" Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.
  • "If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them" Ted Turner, media mogul, on selling off his money losing properties
  • "They misunderestimated me" George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)
  • "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to" Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
  • "Facts are stupid things" Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President
  • "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is" Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
  • "That's just the tip of the ice cube" Neil Hamilton, BBC2
  • "A bachelor's life is no life for a single man" Samuel Goldwyn
  • "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid" Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
  • "It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it" Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
  • "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body" Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
  • "The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush" Sylvestor Stallone, Actor
  • "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
  • "We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur" Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
  • "Will the highways on the internet become more few? George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000)
  • "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas" Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister
  • "There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964" Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor
  • "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees" Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
  • "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa. Britney Spears
  • "Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding" Mickey Rivers, baseball player
  • "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix" Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
  • "Put the 'off' button on" George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000
  • "So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?

    – Michael Barrymore

  • "Food is an important part of a balanced diet" Fran Lebowitz, US writer
  • "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation
  • "For NASA, space is still a high priority" Dan Quayle
  • "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is" Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer
  • "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight" George Gobel
  • "If only faces could talk.." Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
  • "Every minute was more exciting than the next" Linda Evans, actress
  • "I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me. Jessica Simpson

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