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The Answer

25 October 2007 by Tim 5 Comments

I was just reading a really rather depressing news item in the Times about a UN report “Global Environment Outlook: environment for development” in which 400 scientist apparently say we are all doomed.

In the comments thread someone called “Brian, London” sets out the solution. It is so mind-blowingly obvious I really cannot think why one of those 400 scientists didn’t come up with it.

“The answer is simple, all we need to do is find/create/modify a suitable tree to generate electricity in a collectable form. We can then plant mile,on square mile of trees that renew the environment whilst supplying electrical energy locally.”

Duracell Tree

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  1. Alison says

    25 October 2007 at 22:31

    Gotta hand it to him – an electricity tree would be a lot more useful than a spaghetti tree. What a wingnut.

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  2. Tim says

    25 October 2007 at 23:49

    Maybe I can get the kids to build one out of papier mache.

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  3. Jan says

    26 October 2007 at 11:47

    How about this:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diesel_tree – doesn’t get round the burning hydrocarbon problem, but with enough of them planted it might use up the co2 produced

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  4. Tim says

    26 October 2007 at 12:44

    I have added a picture of a tree with potential, this is a Malus Domestica Duracellensis.
    The thing is it will take a few more generations of hybridisation to get it producing AC.

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  5. HelenHaricot says

    27 October 2007 at 00:34

    like it

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