I mean, why? Why would you do that? Why would anyone think that was a good idea?
But hold on, it gets worse.
In my view, anyone insane enough to attach a tree to their mobile phone deserves to get banged on the side of the head with a tree. But a bloody great big one.
Maybe it’s so that when you see how the tree attached to your mobile phone dies, you’ll stop using your mobile phone so much. Kind of like a canary.
Hey Tim, don’t stop – you’re giving me some great ideas. What do you buy for your sister’s family in the Falklands who has EVERYTHING? And_I_mean_*everything* *panic*
Easy.
Get them a signed portrait of the actor Paul Henry.
Or an Executive Coloring Book?
LOL they think I’m mad already! A signed photo pf Benny in their Christmas stockings and they’ll send round the men with the white coats!
Ooooh that colouring book looks good though…. 😉
I love these pet trees 😀